Pick the month you were born:
January----- I kicked
February----- I loved
March----- I smoked
April----- I dry humped
May----- I choked on
June----- I murdered
July----- I did the Macarena with
August-----I had lunch with
September----- I danced with
October----- I sang to
November----- I yelled at
December----- I ran over

Pick the day(number) you were born on:
1----- a birdbath
2----- a monster
3----- a phone
4----- a fork
5----- a Mexican
6----- a gangster
7----- my cell phone
8----- my dog
9----- my bestfriend's boyfriend
10----- my neighbour
11----- my science teacher
12----- a banana
13----- a fireman
14----- a stuffed animal
15----- a goat
16----- a pickle
17----- your mom
18----- a spoon
19----- myself
20----- a baseball bat
21----- a ninja
22----- a model
23----- a noodle
24----- a squirrel
25----- a football player
26----- my sister
27----- my brother
28----- an ipod
29----- a permanent marker
30----- a Ilama
31----- a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----- because I'm cool like that.
Black----- because that's how I roll.
Pink----- because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red----- because the voices told me to do so.
Blue----- because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green----- because I hate myself
Purple----- because I'm cool.
Gray----- because I was drunk
Yellow----- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----- because I hate my family
Brown----- because I was highOther----- because I'm a ninja
None----- because I can't control myself.

Now, type out the sentence you make and pass it on!
i ran over a phone( can i ?)because I'm sexy (ewww) and i do what i want.